Fling!

I’m getting really good at tossing newspapers. I used to have the worst aim. I’d land newspapers in flower beds or smack the aluminum siding on houses with such force that dogs would bark and lights would flip on in neighboring houses. Now I have perfected my technique so that I can either land the paper right on the welcome mat in front of the door or if I’m further away, I can get it to slide neatly to the door without it even unfolding! I wish I had the type of route that could be delivered from a bicycle because I think I might be able to accurately land a paper while on the fly. Hmmm. Something to put some serious thought into…